piratemoggy:

Wolverine Origins #5 cover by Joe Quesada

paragonenterprises:

I can own land.

westonchambers:

hey, same here!

I have new pictures of Vanessa dancing in the rain!

pegthepatriarchy:

Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.

katiegeewhiz:

valentinemichaelsmith:

thedoctorwashere:

valentinemichaelsmith:

thedoctorwashere:

Guys. How do selfies work?

I like the way I look today so I thought I’d take a picture of it, but they all came out weird and fake looking. I genuinely applaud people who can take serious pictures of themselves and then post them online, because I sure can’t.

I’m a photographer and the best picture I could get of myself was the face I made when I looked at the pictures I had just taken.

one easy step: just pretend you’re an action movie star whenever you take a selfie.

Hey Kristen. Like this?

yeah that’s great i—

nooooOOOOOOOO

NO YOU FOOLS 

THIS IS THE SELFIE STYLE

FIRST SMILE BIG CHEESE

THEN POUTY POUT

NOW FOR CLOSE UPS TO SHOW UR ~~FEATURES~~

AND IF YOU’RE WONDERING, YES, ALL SELFIES MUST BE TAKEN IN YOUR BED.

First attempt at Becca’s Emma Frost cosplay!

pining-for-your-spine:

The perks of being a tall shower. The quirks of being a mall prowler. The twerks of being a small tower.
The jerks of being a ball fouler.

valentinemichaelsmith:

thedoctorwashere:

Guys. How do selfies work?

I like the way I look today so I thought I’d take a picture of it, but they all came out weird and fake looking. I genuinely applaud people who can take serious pictures of themselves and then post them online, because I sure can’t.

I’m a photographer and the best picture I could get of myself was the face I made when I looked at the pictures I had just taken.

one easy step: just pretend you’re an action movie star whenever you take a selfie.

Hey Kristen. Like this?